Paul Frank：Welcome everyone to the Bad Girls Live Blog! This is your host and father, Paul Frank.
Paul Frank：Tonight marks the greatest day in the history of time: the season premiere of Bad Girls Club on Oxygen.
Paul Frank：Oh my God 1 minute 1 minute!
Paul Frank：To catch up on past episodes of this glorious piece of American media, go to http://www.hulu.com/the-bad-girls-club
Paul Frank：If you haven't seen Bad Girls Club before, first: what's wrong with you? No, seriously, were you beaten as a child? Molested? It's okay, you can tell me.
Paul Frank：Lol, I bet the producers would the ones who wrote ‘太黑了'小鸡的照片。家里没有其他人在家，不是明显吗？
Paul Frank：Oh God did I just write ‘lol'?
Paul Frank：Oh man, this dry erase board thing is going to be good.
Paul Frank：Oh my God if they told me this show was completely scripted, I would believe it.
Paul Frank：All these girls says they make the rules. That's a lot of rules. I like shows without rules. Boooooooo
Paul Frank：Oh my God, they pulled an American Idol: they got a retard! Oh my God!
Paul Frank：(I'm referring to Annie. I think.)
Paul Frank："我在我的教堂里失去了童贞。我记得抬头看，喜欢在墙上看到耶稣。" Yes. Yes. Amen.
Paul Frank："You just said ‘你不吃食物。那是Annyoing。"
Paul Frank：God you can't write this stuff.
Paul Frank：Lesbians! Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees! You really are listening to my prayers, God!
Paul Frank：All these girl's dads died. That actually make senses, and explains alot.
Paul Frank：Oh my God Annie and this Unnamed Black Chick is going to be a hilarious friendship.
Paul Frank：Oh, you girls! You're so bad! Stomping on a picture! (shakes fist) Get off my lawn!
Paul Frank：Is it possible to be bisexxual and not a slut? Didn't think so.
Paul Frank：Why didn't they have another angle when they girl pulled her dress up? Damn it, God, are you back to ignoring my prayers?
Paul Frank：Haha security.
Paul Frank：Oh my God, deos she actually drink red wine out of a can?
Paul Frank：You're 21 years old, for fuck's sake, Paul! Get your shit together, Paul!
Paul Frank：You're 21 and you're live blogging Bad Girls Club? What went wrong in your life besides everything?
Paul Frank："她得到了她的屁股是有原因的" - 蕾哈娜。我认为我喜欢这个女孩。
Paul Frank：Good call, Anonymous.
Paul Frank：And I love you too, Guest.
Paul Frank：Why don't these girls ever come jump around my neck at bars?
Paul Frank："I run LA."我们手上有一个经典的巨大的巨大态度。
Paul Frank：I've never been so drunk that I held a phone upside down, unfortunately.
Paul Frank：Idea for season finale: Orgy.
Paul Frank："Just chill." This girl's a Bro!
Paul Frank：Think about the people who put alcoholic insane retards on a show and are now millionaires.
Paul Frank：Both these girls use the adjective ‘hard'?? Come on.
Paul Frank：I'm going through Bad Girls Club withdrawal during these commercials!
Paul Frank：Right when I needed a montage!
Paul Frank：You commenters are making valid points.
Paul Frank：The only way to resolve this situation, clearly, is to start punching everyone.
Paul Frank：Really, we're still censoring upskirt vaginas on tv? It's 2009.
Paul Frank："你有饮食障碍吗？" "不，我只是不想变胖。"
Paul Frank：She's on pills. Love it.
Paul Frank：It was meant to be: Natalie and Annie as roommates.
Paul Frank：Punch a bitch! Punch a bitch!
Paul Frank：People don't have to whine "hit me!"在我脸上不止一次。
Paul Frank：Well now I know what I want for Christmas, Santa: Bad Girls Club yoga pants.
Paul Frank：Yes, she definitely just dropped a random Hitler reference. This season premiere is complete.
Paul Frank：I wouldn't have fought with her if she said that about Hitler. Just sayin…
Paul Frank：Join me next Tuesday again as we watch another new episode of the best show in the history of man, Bad Girls Club.