我的编辑让我在氧气上的坏女孩俱乐部的新赛季首映。加入乐趣!

阅读档案直播博客的坏女孩俱乐部,第4季,第1集。

(更新12-2-09:转录物) 

8:44
Paul Frank:Welcome everyone to the Bad Girls Live Blog! This is your host and father, Paul Frank.

8:45
Paul Frank:Tonight marks the greatest day in the history of time: the season premiere of Bad Girls Club on Oxygen.

8:59
Paul Frank:Oh my God 1 minute 1 minute!

8:59
Paul Frank:To catch up on past episodes of this glorious piece of American media, go to http://www.hulu.com/the-bad-girls-club

9:01
Paul Frank:If you haven't seen Bad Girls Club before, first: what's wrong with you? No, seriously, were you beaten as a child? Molested? It's okay, you can tell me.

9:03
保罗·弗兰克:我想在这里拍一点,感谢我的编辑为我分配坏女孩俱乐部的现场博客。你怎么知道这是我最喜欢的节目?你是如何知道坏女孩俱乐部单打的歌声说出了每个人类心灵的一切,并告诉我们如何成为更好的人?你怎么知道坏女队的俱乐部完全改变了生活和宇宙?

9:04
Paul Frank:Lol, I bet the producers would the ones who wrote ‘太黑了'小鸡的照片。家里没有其他人在家,不是明显吗?

9:04
Paul Frank:Oh God did I just write ‘lol'?

9:05
Paul Frank:Oh man, this dry erase board thing is going to be good.

9:06
Paul Frank:Oh my God if they told me this show was completely scripted, I would believe it.

9:07
Paul Frank:All these girls says they make the rules. That's a lot of rules. I like shows without rules. Boooooooo

9:08
Paul Frank:Oh my God, they pulled an American Idol: they got a retard! Oh my God!

9:08
Paul Frank:(I'm referring to Annie. I think.)

9:09
Paul Frank:"我在我的教堂里失去了童贞。我记得抬头看,喜欢在墙上看到耶稣。" Yes. Yes. Amen.

9:10
Paul Frank:"我想成为玛丽凯特,或者以奥诺西州的任何一个是。"

9:11
Paul Frank:"You just said ‘你不吃食物。那是Annyoing。"

9:11
Paul Frank:"我喜欢带粉红色封面的书籍。"

9:11
Paul Frank:God you can't write this stuff.

9:11
Paul Frank:"没有脱衣果?还没有。"

9:13
Paul Frank:"我不会成为那些暴力女孩之一。我要成为一个想派对的人。如果这些母狗不明白并妨碍我的派对方式,就会有一个问题。"

9:13
Paul Frank:Lesbians! Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees! You really are listening to my prayers, God!

9:17
Paul Frank:All these girl's dads died. That actually make senses, and explains alot.

9:18
Paul Frank:Oh my God Annie and this Unnamed Black Chick is going to be a hilarious friendship.

9:19
Paul Frank:Oh, you girls! You're so bad! Stomping on a picture! (shakes fist) Get off my lawn!

9:20
Paul Frank:Is it possible to be bisexxual and not a slut? Didn't think so.

9:21
Paul Frank:Why didn't they have another angle when they girl pulled her dress up? Damn it, God, are you back to ignoring my prayers?

9:22
Paul Frank:"除非您拥有您的ID,否则您应该觉得不完整。"

9:22
Paul Frank:Haha security.

9:22
Paul Frank:Oh my God, deos she actually drink red wine out of a can?

9:24
保罗弗兰克:嗯,我们是我们第一次商业休息。在22分钟内,我不确定我是否想杀死自己,但我知道我确实需要在自己内心深处看看,真正评估我生命中的这一点。

9:24
Paul Frank:You're 21 years old, for fuck's sake, Paul! Get your shit together, Paul!

9:25
Paul Frank:You're 21 and you're live blogging Bad Girls Club? What went wrong in your life besides everything?

9:27
Paul Frank:"她得到了她的屁股是有原因的" - 蕾哈娜。我认为我喜欢这个女孩。

9:28
Paul Frank:Good call, Anonymous.

9:28
Paul Frank:And I love you too, Guest.

9:28
Paul Frank:Why don't these girls ever come jump around my neck at bars?

9:29
Paul Frank:"I run LA."我们手上有一个经典的巨大的巨大态度。

9:30
Paul Frank:I've never been so drunk that I held a phone upside down, unfortunately.

9:30
Paul Frank:Idea for season finale: Orgy.

9:32
Paul Frank:"Just chill." This girl's a Bro!

9:32
Paul Frank:Think about the people who put alcoholic insane retards on a show and are now millionaires.

9:33
Paul Frank:Both these girls use the adjective ‘hard'?? Come on.

9:39
Paul Frank:I'm going through Bad Girls Club withdrawal during these commercials!

9:40
Paul Frank:Right when I needed a montage!

9:41
Paul Frank:You commenters are making valid points.

9:41
Paul Frank:The only way to resolve this situation, clearly, is to start punching everyone.

9:44
Paul Frank:Really, we're still censoring upskirt vaginas on tv? It's 2009.
9:44
Paul Frank:"你有饮食障碍吗?" "不,我只是不想变胖。"

9:45
Paul Frank:She's on pills. Love it.

9:46
Paul Frank:It was meant to be: Natalie and Annie as roommates.

9:47
Paul Frank:Punch a bitch! Punch a bitch!

9:47
Paul Frank:People don't have to whine "hit me!"在我脸上不止一次。

9:50
Paul Frank:Well now I know what I want for Christmas, Santa: Bad Girls Club yoga pants.

9:50
Paul Frank:Yes, she definitely just dropped a random Hitler reference. This season premiere is complete.

9:52
Paul Frank:I wouldn't have fought with her if she said that about Hitler. Just sayin…

9:56
保罗·弗兰克:快速60分钟。太快。好吧,当我说我们今晚被这一集的坏女孩俱乐部这一集时,我觉得我会为每个人说话。我们所知,生活将永远改变。我希望下周你会加入我。感谢大家!请坐下!

9:57
Paul Frank:Join me next Tuesday again as we watch another new episode of the best show in the history of man, Bad Girls Club. 


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